So Jesus Christ walks into a bar. Not just any bar; my bar. With the cool confidence of the Son of God, he parks himself on a barstool and throws down a C note that he peeled from a wad of cash. He stuffs the wad back in his overcoat pocket, and tosses his fedora on the bar.
Poetry and Paintings by Lisa Montagne
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Welcome to the first issue of “Archive 405 By The Writer’s Group.” The theme of our first volume was intended to be a smack-down fight to the death: utopia versus dystopia! Personally, I was rooting for utopia. At the very least, I’d settle for feeling mildly pleased at least once a day, but I wanted set the bar higher.
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February 24, 2015 When you are quite small,Observe and Witness. Your brother hangHis GI Joe by…
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By Lisa Montagne, 2014 That night was like all others before it:I scream, you scream, we…
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“Fearlessness,” a sonnet:May 27, 2014By Lisa Montagne “Fearlessness” is the chosen theme, you say?The word—alone—strikes fear…
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By Dr. Lisa Montagne, editor at archive405.com The other night, on a pleasant summer evening in Southern…
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(2014) I belong in a Viennese café, where women line upLike pretty bowling pins to sip…
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EssaysPoetry, Essays & FictionTalking Out of My Piehole
My Own Personal Tina Fey
by lisamontagneby lisamontagneby Lisa MontagneSeptember 9, 2013 Throughout my life, I have been told that I resemble various…